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Astral Bars – White Chocolate (5g)

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A 5 gram white chocolate bar with the earthy mushroom note tucked under vanilla and cream, and none of the bitterness cocoa usually brings. Inside sits a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave cubensis, scored into four squares so you portion by the square. Pick this one if sweet and milky is your kind of chocolate.

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Description

A 5 gram white chocolate bar with the earthy mushroom note tucked under vanilla and cream, and none of the bitterness cocoa usually brings. Inside sits a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave cubensis, scored into four squares so you portion by the square. Pick this one if sweet and milky is your kind of chocolate.

A 5 gram white chocolate bar with the earthy mushroom note tucked under vanilla and cream, and none of the bitterness cocoa usually brings. Inside sits a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave cubensis, scored into four squares so you portion by the square. Pick this one if sweet and milky is your kind of chocolate.

The Astral Bars White Chocolate is a 5 gram psilocybin bar built for people who find dark chocolate bitter and prefer their mushrooms hidden under something sweet and creamy. Same mushroom payload as every other Astral flavour, wrapped in white chocolate instead.

Every bar holds 5 grams of dried Psilocybe cubensis , a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave. It comes scored into four squares of roughly 1.25 grams each, so you portion by the square instead of eyeballing loose mushrooms on a scale. The mushroom content is identical across the whole Astral range. White chocolate only changes the taste, not the strength.

Penis Envy is one of the stronger cubensis varieties and tends to bring a deeper, more introspective headspace. Tidal Wave leans bright and visual. Blended together they round each other out, and the white chocolate carries them without the cocoa bitterness fighting the mushroom flavour. You can read more about each on the Penis Envy and Tidal Wave pages.

White chocolate is the sweetest, milkiest way to eat mushrooms. No cocoa solids means no bitter edge, just vanilla and cream up front. The earthy mushroom note is still there on the finish, but it sits in the background rather than the foreground. If cocoa usually clashes with the taste for you, this is the flavour that hides it best.

Eaten on a fairly empty stomach, effects usually begin within 30 to 60 minutes and run for four to six hours. A lighter amount tends to bring a warm mood lift, easy laughter and softened edges on colour and sound. More brings stronger visuals, looping thoughts and a real shift in how time feels. Chocolate can come on a touch faster and smoother than raw dried mushrooms because it goes down easy and settles kindly.

Astral Bars – White Chocolate (5g): Overview & Practical Benefits

Our psilocybin edibles combine decadent taste with laboratory-homogenized dosing. Eliminating the bitterness of raw dried fungi, these gummies and chocolate bars provide a smooth, enjoyable consumption method with predictable effects.

Dosing & Absorption Notes

Because edibles are absorbed through digestion, onset takes between 30 and 90 minutes. Start with 1 to 2 pieces, wait a full 90 minutes before considering an increase, and avoid consuming on an overly heavy stomach for optimal absorption.

Storage & Preservation

Store in a cool, dark refrigerator or pantry away from sunlight. Keep securely out of reach of minors and pets at all times.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Astral Bars – White Chocolate (5g) packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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