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Astral Bars – Dark Chocolate (5g)

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The Astral Bars dark chocolate bar holds 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25 grams each. Bitter dark chocolate covers the earthy mushroom taste, and the marked squares let you dose by the piece instead of eyeballing a lump. Pick your square and settle in.

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Description

The Astral Bars dark chocolate bar holds 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25 grams each. Bitter dark chocolate covers the earthy mushroom taste, and the marked squares let you dose by the piece instead of eyeballing a lump. Pick your square and settle in.

The Astral Bars dark chocolate bar holds 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25 grams each. Bitter dark chocolate covers the earthy mushroom taste, and the marked squares let you dose by the piece instead of eyeballing a lump. Pick your square and settle in.

The dark chocolate Astral Bar is a 5 gram psilocybin bar built around a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave mushrooms. The mushrooms are ground and mixed into the chocolate, then scored into four even squares so you can portion by the piece.

Each bar carries 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, split across four marked squares at roughly 1.25 grams apiece. The blend pairs Penis Envy , known for its heavier, more introspective character, with Tidal Wave , a strain people reach for when they want a brighter, more visual edge. Together they give the bar a rounded feel rather than a one-note push.

The payload is the same in every Astral Bar across the range. The only thing that changes flavour to flavour is the chocolate itself, so if dark isn’t your thing you can pick from the rest of the psilocybin chocolate bars and get the identical mushroom content.

Dark chocolate does the most useful job of any flavour here: its bitterness and cocoa depth cover the earthy, slightly bitter taste of ground mushrooms better than sweeter bars do. You still get some of that mushroom background, but the dark chocolate keeps it in the corner instead of the front of your mouth. If you already like a bitter, low-sugar bar, this is the one that tastes most like a normal chocolate.

Psilocybin usually starts to come on within 20 to 60 minutes and runs for around four to six hours, depending on how much you take, your body, and whether you’ve eaten. Lighter amounts tend toward a warm, social, colour-forward headspace. Larger amounts move into stronger visuals, shifting thoughts, and a more inward trip. The Penis Envy side of this blend tends to make the deeper end feel weightier, so treat this bar with a bit more respect than a milder strain.

Astral Bars – Dark Chocolate (5g): Overview & Practical Benefits

Our psilocybin edibles combine decadent taste with laboratory-homogenized dosing. Eliminating the bitterness of raw dried fungi, these gummies and chocolate bars provide a smooth, enjoyable consumption method with predictable effects.

Dosing & Absorption Notes

Because edibles are absorbed through digestion, onset takes between 30 and 90 minutes. Start with 1 to 2 pieces, wait a full 90 minutes before considering an increase, and avoid consuming on an overly heavy stomach for optimal absorption.

Storage & Preservation

Store in a cool, dark refrigerator or pantry away from sunlight. Keep securely out of reach of minors and pets at all times.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Astral Bars – Dark Chocolate (5g) packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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