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Alc Squats 7g

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Alc Squats are a rare mutation of the Alacabenzi strain that looks more like coral or a sea anemone than a mushroom, yet dries down to behave like a classic Psilocybe cubensis. Expect a warm, relaxed trip that builds visuals as the dose climbs, a tried-and-true pick for anyone after something off the beaten path.

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Description

Alc Squats are a rare mutation of the Alacabenzi strain that looks more like coral or a sea anemone than a mushroom, yet dries down to behave like a classic Psilocybe cubensis. Expect a warm, relaxed trip that builds visuals as the dose climbs, a tried-and-true pick for anyone after something off the beaten path.

Alc Squats are a rare mutation of the Alacabenzi strain that looks more like coral or a sea anemone than a mushroom, yet dries down to behave like a classic Psilocybe cubensis . Expect a warm, relaxed trip that builds visuals as the dose climbs, a tried-and-true pick for anyone after something off the beaten path.

Alc Squats are one of the odder things you can order from a mushroom menu. They are a rare mutation of the Alacabenzi strain, and they barely look like mushrooms at all.

This strain averages about 0.68% total tryptamines against roughly 0.9% for a typical cubensis, so the ranges below are scaled to it. Pick how far you want to go:

These are relative starting ranges, not a measurement of your bag. Potency swings two to four times between batches of the same strain. Start at the low end, wait at least 90 minutes before judging, and do not redose the same night.

Numbers: strain averages from Oakland Hyphae Psilocybin Cup lab results where available; gram ranges adapted from Psychedelic Support’s dosing guide. Taking medication or new to all of this? Talk to a health professional first. Not medical advice.

Fresh Alc Squats read more like a colony of sea creatures than a shroom. People compare them to coral, sea anemones, or a spineless sea urchin. Because they are a mutation rather than a natural variety, you will never stumble across them growing wild. Here is roughly what a fresh flush looks like:

Alc Squats 7g: Overview & Practical Benefits

Sourced from premier British Columbia and Ontario master growers, our dried magic mushrooms represent peak genetic vitality. Each harvest is cured under strict temperature and humidity standards to preserve active psilocybin and psilocin alkaloids without degradation.

Who Is This Strain For?

Ideal for both intentional microdosers seeking subtle emotional lightness and journeyers looking for creative exploration. Start low (0.5g–1g) if you are new to this strain, or step up to 2g–3.5g for a profound, transformative sensory experience.

What to Check Before Consuming

Set and setting are essential. Ensure you are well-hydrated, in a peaceful and secure environment, and accompanied by a trusted friend or guide if embarking on a higher dose.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Alc Squats 7g packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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