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Astral Bars – Chocolate Crunch (5g)

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Astral Bars Chocolate Crunch packs 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, into a milk chocolate bar with a crisp, snappy bite. Four scored squares mean you dose by the piece instead of guessing. Pick this one if you like a little texture with your trip.

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Description

Astral Bars Chocolate Crunch packs 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, into a milk chocolate bar with a crisp, snappy bite. Four scored squares mean you dose by the piece instead of guessing. Pick this one if you like a little texture with your trip.

Astral Bars Chocolate Crunch packs 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, into a milk chocolate bar with a crisp, snappy bite. Four scored squares mean you dose by the piece instead of guessing. Pick this one if you like a little texture with your trip.

Chocolate Crunch is the Astral Bar for people who want something to chew on. Same 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis as every other flavour, wrapped in chocolate with a crisp, crackly texture instead of a smooth melt.

Each bar holds 5 grams of dried mushroom, a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave . The bar is scored into four marked squares, so a single square works out to roughly 1.25 grams. You break off what you want and eat it. No grinding, no scale, no eyeballing a pile of caps and stems.

The mushroom load is identical across the whole Astral Bars lineup . Chocolate Crunch changes the flavour and the texture, not the strength. If you already know how a certain amount treats you, that number carries over from bar to bar.

This is the crunchy one. Milk chocolate with a light, crisp bite running through it, closer to a candy bar than a truffle. The chocolate does real work here: psilocybin mushrooms taste earthy and a bit bitter on their own, and folding them into chocolate covers most of that. You still get a faint mushroom note underneath, but it sits behind the cocoa and the crunch rather than out front.

How it compares to the other flavours

Astral Bars – Chocolate Crunch (5g): Overview & Practical Benefits

Our psilocybin edibles combine decadent taste with laboratory-homogenized dosing. Eliminating the bitterness of raw dried fungi, these gummies and chocolate bars provide a smooth, enjoyable consumption method with predictable effects.

Dosing & Absorption Notes

Because edibles are absorbed through digestion, onset takes between 30 and 90 minutes. Start with 1 to 2 pieces, wait a full 90 minutes before considering an increase, and avoid consuming on an overly heavy stomach for optimal absorption.

Storage & Preservation

Store in a cool, dark refrigerator or pantry away from sunlight. Keep securely out of reach of minors and pets at all times.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Astral Bars – Chocolate Crunch (5g) packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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