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Zoner Patch – 600mg THC

$35.00

Thirty soft fruit candies, 20 mg of THC each, and 600 mg to the pack. The high is a slow, heavy body relaxation that lands 45 to 90 minutes after you eat, different from a smoked one. Built for cannabis fans who would rather skip the smoke, so start with one piece and give it time.

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Thirty soft fruit candies, 20 mg of THC each, and 600 mg to the pack. The high is a slow, heavy body relaxation that lands 45 to 90 minutes after you eat, different from a smoked one. Built for cannabis fans who would rather skip the smoke, so start with one piece and give it time.

Thirty soft fruit candies, 20 mg of THC each, and 600 mg to the pack. The high is a slow, heavy body relaxation that lands 45 to 90 minutes after you eat, different from a smoked one. Built for cannabis fans who would rather skip the smoke, so start with one piece and give it time.

The Zoner Patch is a THC candy from Phoenix Extract: 30 chewy fruit pieces, each carrying 20 mg of THC, for 600 mg across the pack. It is made for people who already enjoy cannabis and want the effect without lighting anything.

A pack of soft, fruit-flavoured candies. Each piece is dosed at 20 mg, so the maths is easy: one piece is one dose, and the whole pack holds 600 mg. That is a lot of THC in a small bag, which is exactly why the label matters more than your appetite.

An eaten high is not a smoked high. This one is body-heavy and relaxing, the kind that settles into your shoulders and keeps you on the couch, usually with the munchies close behind. Because your liver processes THC differently from your lungs, the peak arrives later and hits harder than an inhaled one, and it lasts for hours rather than minutes.

The catch is the slow start. Nothing happens for the first 45 to 90 minutes, which is where most people trip themselves up by reaching for a second piece too soon. Patience is the whole game here.

Eat one piece, or half of one if your tolerance is modest, and then wait a full 90 minutes before deciding on any more. Do not judge the dose at the 30 minute mark, because it has not landed yet. Keep water and a snack within reach, clear your evening, and do not drive or operate anything that matters.

Zoner Patch – 600mg THC: Overview & Practical Benefits

Crafted by Canada’s top cannabis cultivators, this product delivers exceptional terpene preservation, rich cannabinoid potency, and smooth, clean-burning ash.

Flavour & Effect Profile

Enjoy robust aromatic notes, immediate relaxation, and versatile effects suitable for evening unwinding or daytime inspiration depending on strain genetics.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Zoner Patch – 600mg THC packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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