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Naughty Bites (XXX Shrooms Chocolate)

$80.00

A psilocybin chocolate bar built for two, scored so you can each take a small, matched dose. Kept light and sub-journey, it leans warm, euphoric and open rather than intense, which keeps you present with each other. Start with a piece each and wait before reaching for more.

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Description

A psilocybin chocolate bar built for two, scored so you can each take a small, matched dose. Kept light and sub-journey, it leans warm, euphoric and open rather than intense, which keeps you present with each other. Start with a piece each and wait before reaching for more.

A psilocybin chocolate bar built for two, scored so you can each take a small, matched dose. Kept light and sub-journey, it leans warm, euphoric and open rather than intense, which keeps you present with each other. Start with a piece each and wait before reaching for more.

Naughty Bites is a psilocybin chocolate bar built around one idea: a small, shared dose that keeps two people warm, present and connected rather than sending anyone off on a full trip. It is made for couples, not for solo journeys.

A 5 g chocolate bar infused with a house psilocybin strain and scored into even pieces so two people can each take a small, matched amount. The scoring is the point. It makes an honest low dose easy to portion without guessing, so you both start from the same place.

At a low, sub-journey dose, psilocybin tends to feel euphoric, warm and open. Touch feels a little more vivid, conversation flows easier, and the edge comes off without the visuals and mental intensity of a full experience. You stay yourself, just softer and more tuned in. Effects usually build over 30 to 45 minutes and settle into a relaxed glow for a couple of hours.

It eats like chocolate first. A gentle earthy note sits underneath, easy to miss if you are not looking for it, so nothing about the flavour pulls you out of the moment.

Less is more here. Take a small piece each, well under a full dose, and take it together so you come up at the same time. Wait a full 45 minutes before deciding whether either of you wants a little more, since the peak takes time to arrive and chasing it early is how people overshoot. Keep the setting relaxed and unhurried, and save the rest of the bar for another night.

Naughty Bites (XXX Shrooms Chocolate): Overview & Practical Benefits

Our psilocybin edibles combine decadent taste with laboratory-homogenized dosing. Eliminating the bitterness of raw dried fungi, these gummies and chocolate bars provide a smooth, enjoyable consumption method with predictable effects.

Dosing & Absorption Notes

Because edibles are absorbed through digestion, onset takes between 30 and 90 minutes. Start with 1 to 2 pieces, wait a full 90 minutes before considering an increase, and avoid consuming on an overly heavy stomach for optimal absorption.

Storage & Preservation

Store in a cool, dark refrigerator or pantry away from sunlight. Keep securely out of reach of minors and pets at all times.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Naughty Bites (XXX Shrooms Chocolate) packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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