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Astral Bars – Cookies N’ Cream (5g)

$50.00

Cookies-and-cream chocolate hiding 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25 grams each. The sweet cream and cookie pieces cover the mushroom taste, and the marked squares let you dose by the piece. Break off a square and see where it takes you.

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Description

Cookies-and-cream chocolate hiding 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25 grams each. The sweet cream and cookie pieces cover the mushroom taste, and the marked squares let you dose by the piece. Break off a square and see where it takes you.

Cookies-and-cream chocolate hiding 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25 grams each. The sweet cream and cookie pieces cover the mushroom taste, and the marked squares let you dose by the piece. Break off a square and see where it takes you.

Cookies N’ Cream Astral Bar is a psilocybin chocolate bar built for people who want their mushrooms without the earthy taste getting in the way. Cookies-and-cream chocolate up front, 5 grams of Psilocybe cubensis underneath, scored into four squares so you always know how much you took.

Each bar holds 5 grams of dried Psilocybe cubensis , a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave . Both are strong strains, so the mushroom content here is not shy. The bar is divided into four marked squares, which puts each square at roughly 1.25 grams. You break along the lines and dose by the square instead of eyeballing a pile of dried caps.

This is the cookies-and-cream flavour: sweet cream chocolate with crushed cookie pieces folded through it. The point of the chocolate is to cover the taste of the mushrooms, and it does that job. The only difference between this bar and the other Astral flavours is what your mouth is doing while it melts. The mushroom payload is the same across the range, so choosing a flavour is a taste decision, not a strength decision.

Psilocybin from a chocolate bar tends to come on a little smoother than chewing dried mushrooms, partly because the fat and sugar go down easier on the stomach. Expect the usual arc: shifting colours and patterns, looser thinking, waves of mood and body sensation, and a stretched sense of time. A single 1.25 gram square is a moderate dose for most people. Two or more squares moves you toward a stronger, more immersive experience. Effects usually begin within 30 to 60 minutes and run four to six hours.

Set and setting matter more than anything on the label. Pick a comfortable place, clear your schedule, and have a sober friend around if you are going past a square or two. Skip it if you are mixing with alcohol or other substances, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you or your close family have a history of psychosis. The chocolate looks and tastes like candy, so keep it well away from kids and pets. Do not drive.

Astral Bars – Cookies N' Cream (5g): Overview & Practical Benefits

Our psilocybin edibles combine decadent taste with laboratory-homogenized dosing. Eliminating the bitterness of raw dried fungi, these gummies and chocolate bars provide a smooth, enjoyable consumption method with predictable effects.

Dosing & Absorption Notes

Because edibles are absorbed through digestion, onset takes between 30 and 90 minutes. Start with 1 to 2 pieces, wait a full 90 minutes before considering an increase, and avoid consuming on an overly heavy stomach for optimal absorption.

Storage & Preservation

Store in a cool, dark refrigerator or pantry away from sunlight. Keep securely out of reach of minors and pets at all times.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Astral Bars – Cookies N' Cream (5g) packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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