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Astral Bars – Milk Chocolate (5g)

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The Astral Bar in milk chocolate holds 5g of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25g each. Sweet and creamy on the way in, so you portion by the square instead of choking down dried caps. Start low and see how it treats you.

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Description

The Astral Bar in milk chocolate holds 5g of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25g each. Sweet and creamy on the way in, so you portion by the square instead of choking down dried caps. Start low and see how it treats you.

The Astral Bar in milk chocolate holds 5g of Psilocybe cubensis, a Penis Envy and Tidal Wave blend, scored into four squares at roughly 1.25g each. Sweet and creamy on the way in, so you portion by the square instead of choking down dried caps. Start low and see how it treats you.

Milk chocolate is the easy way into a psilocybin bar. It is sweet, creamy and familiar, which means the mushrooms go down without the earthy aftertaste that puts a lot of people off dried caps.

Each bar holds 5g of Psilocybe cubensis , a blend of Penis Envy and Tidal Wave . The mushroom payload is identical across every flavour in the range, so the milk chocolate is a taste choice, not a strength choice.

The bar is scored into four squares at roughly 1.25g each. Those marked breaks are the point. Instead of eyeballing a pile of dried mushroom and hoping, you snap off a square and know what you took.

Straight-up milk chocolate: sweet, smooth and mild. There is a faint mushroom note underneath if you go looking for it, but the cocoa does most of the talking. Let a square melt rather than chewing it and the flavour reads cleaner.

Penis Envy and Tidal Wave both lean strong, so this is not a shy bar. Expect the usual cubensis arc: mood lift and the giggles early, brighter colours and looser thoughts as it builds, then a long comfortable glide back down. Chocolate and body heat tend to bring the onset on a little sooner than dried mushroom, often inside 30 to 45 minutes.

Astral Bars – Milk Chocolate (5g): Overview & Practical Benefits

Our psilocybin edibles combine decadent taste with laboratory-homogenized dosing. Eliminating the bitterness of raw dried fungi, these gummies and chocolate bars provide a smooth, enjoyable consumption method with predictable effects.

Dosing & Absorption Notes

Because edibles are absorbed through digestion, onset takes between 30 and 90 minutes. Start with 1 to 2 pieces, wait a full 90 minutes before considering an increase, and avoid consuming on an overly heavy stomach for optimal absorption.

Storage & Preservation

Store in a cool, dark refrigerator or pantry away from sunlight. Keep securely out of reach of minors and pets at all times.

Helpful Canadian Guides: Explore our Customer Help & Shipping FAQ or learn more about dosing in our Canadian Education Blog.

How is Astral Bars – Milk Chocolate (5g) packaged for Canadian delivery?

All orders are sealed inside airtight, odour-proof barrier bags and packaged in plain, unmarked cardboard boxes. There are zero logos, product names, or identifying markers on the outside of your parcel.

How long does shipping take across Canada?

Standard express delivery typically takes 1 to 3 business days depending on your postal code. Same-day local delivery is also available in select postal codes in Toronto, Ottawa, and London.

What payment options are accepted?

We accept Interac e-Transfer, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express. e-Transfer orders ship as soon as payment is confirmed.

What should I do if I need help with my order?

Our Canadian customer care team is available to assist you. Simply email us at support@funguyzstores.com with your order number.

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